James and the Fish do...South America

Hello, my name is James. I'm here to show you that without any good looks, talents or decent chat up lines (none of which would be in Spanish anyway) you can still attract the attention of loads of ladies. Lovely and otherwise! All you need is a large inflatable fish. Women, known largely for their love of shopping, chocolate and shopping with somebody else's money, just can't refuse a polite request to pose for a (discrete) picture and to sign a large inflatable Clownfish. In this page I have documented the evidence as...JAMES AND THE FISH DO SOUTH AMERICA.

This website will hopefully detail the exploits of myself and my inflatable friend as we trek our way through the mosquito infested rainforests and urban jungles of South America.  The journey begins in a shabby shared flat in Ealing, London.  From there a short hop to Quito in Ecuador to learning some of the local lingo (i.e. the translation of "hey baby, will you sign my fish") and introducing the fish to the girls.  From there is further on doing some voluntary work for the good of the locals, before chasing (I mean tracking) Bears in the dark, thick rainforests, where nobody can hear a slow puncture in an fully expanded teleost. 

Please come back later when I have actually downloaded some pictures!

Disclaimer:  The views and opinions expressed in this website having nothing to do with FortuneCity, the makers of a certain film regarding clownfish, clownfish in general, punctures or the general nature of the fairer sex.  Please don't sue!